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January 3, 2008.
Ok, ok... so the tour happened ages ago, I know. It was such a riot that
I've finally recovered enough for storytelling. So, here goes. First of all,
the camera with the pictures of broken van windows on dirty downtown streets
and broken Gruff hearts bathed in neon street signs never made it back to
us. The camera arrived, but the pictures didn't. You'll have to continue to
use your imagination. So! Let's start on:
Wednesday Dec 5, 2007. Nanaimo, BC.
The second half of our December tour had a new ingredient to touring with
The Gruff: Kent McAlister and the Iron Choir. A band of lovely young fellas
from Vancouver who were finishing up a two month tour of the country here on
our little Island with our little Gruffians. We met up in Nanaimo where we
were given a sign of things to come: Nanaimo was on a boil water alert.....
we had to drink beer instead. After a very sparsely attended show at The
Queens we all headed over to the Port o' Call Motel where they have fantasy
shower caps (Oh aye!) and tiny little tubes of toothpaste. It was here that
The Gruff promptly locked themselves out of their room at 3:00 in the
morning and the Iron Choir broke back in... a sign of good teamwork to come.
The next day came quickly and after breakfast it was off to the mall for new
contact lenses and a photo with Santa.

The Gruff and Kent McAlister and the Iron Choir with Santa on
their laps.
Thursday Dec 6, Hornby Island BC
After we had our photo taken with Santa we were officially addicted to text
messaging (by the end of the tour it was the only way we communicated with
each other...), loaded into the Goose and the Mule and on our way to Hornby Island for a show at Joe King Hall. There were more people out to see us
there and we started two new tour traditions. Hanging out in the Goose and
dancing!

Gruffing out in the van.
Friday Dec 7, Denman Island BC
The next day we only had a short ferry ride to travel to Denman Island for a
show at the hall there. In typical Gruff fashion, we arrived a little early
for a game of frozen frisbee in the field. We distracted ourselves from our
freezing hands by discussing whether or not Justin Timberlake actually
exists, let alone writes his own songs. We had a wonderful time at the show
and solidified another tour tradition: having Kent McAlister and The Iron
Choir join us on stage for our Leonard Cohen cover and having us join them
on stage for theirs.

Kent McAlister and Jenny and Phaedra singing Leonard Cohen.
Saturday Dec 8, Ucluelet BC
After the show on Denman we all headed back to the house of our gracious
hosts and had a nice big sing along jam into the wee hours of the night
which inspired a good sleep-in the next day. We rolled out of bed and into
the Goose and Mule just in time to make a ferry and headed off towards the
frosty mountain highway to Ucluelet after a brief stop in Port Alberni for
some much needed sustenance. The show in Ucluelet was great. Lots of people
came out and had a big party full of whooping, drinking and more dancing!
  
Jenny and Phaedra waltzing.
After the show we managed to collect ourselves and
head upstairs to our home for the night. We had the whole little hotel to
ourselves and commenced an epic jam party in various rooms and hallways that
went on longer than the wee hours and right into the itty-bitty hours. There
were slow songs, fast songs, interpretive songs, wrestling matches, and
copious complementary phone calls to the Buttered Pretzel Stick hotline. We
started the next day off with our fourth Mexican food meal of the tour and
sorting through the mess we made the night before to find all of our stuff
and load it up to head home. We kidnapped Tim Tweedale of the Iron Choir and
took him with us while the other boys headed off to various destinations to
spend a couple of days off. The Goose was feeling a little under the weather
and kept stalling at random points on the highway to Port Alberni but we
made it home where we all went to sleep.
Friday Dec 14, Victoria BC
After a couple of days off and a couple of guest appearances
by Kent McAlister and The Iron Choir at our local shows we all piled into
Logan's for the tour's last show on the Island. There weren't a whole lot of
people there besides ourselves but those that were there were up for a party
and so were we.

After the show at Logan's we headed off for yet another epic night-long jam
session at the studio we're recording at right now. This one was complete
with interpretive dance, Disney sing-alongs and clap tracks.
Saturday Dec 15, Vancouver BC
Saturday started rough. Exhausted from our revelry of the night before we
got off to a bit of a late start and only the Goose made it onto the ferry
we were aiming for. The Mule was not so lucky and left most of The Iron
Choir and part of The Gruff stuck at the ferry terminal trying to sleep
crammed into a very, very full minivan. After a nice meal in Vancouver (and
a Caesar or two) everyone was feeling much better.
 
 
After the show it was off to bed. Then up for breakfast, a reluctant goodbye
to our new friends, and back home to Victoria for some well earned
rehabilitation.
Monday Dec 3, Victoria BC
Well, the first part of our three week Island tour is over and what a
rollercoaster it was. It was supposed to be easy. Three shows, four days,
four ferry rides. It all started on the way to the ferry to Saltspring.
Phaedra innocently turned around in the van to ask: "Do you think that if we
were less organized we'd have more crazy road stories to tell? Like leaving
suitcases propped in door jambs in hotels and having them delivered by
Purolater three weeks later. Or one of us drinking away our hotel money.
Falling asleep at the wheel... you know, stuff like that." Everyone said
they thought so, and that was that. We arrived on Saltspring Island with no
difficulty and had a lovely show at Barb's Buns with Jaime RT. From there we
headed back to her house for a wonderful night full of food and warmth.
Jenny had her anti-cat medicine so she was asthma free and we all got our
own bed. A nice long sleep, awesome breakfast and relaxing day later and we
were off to Vancouver. The show at the Railway Club was by far our best show
in Vancouver to this date. We played with our lovely friends Headwater and
another band called Blackberry Wood. There was a line up down the stairs,
out the door and down the block all the way through our set! After the show,
Terri and Phaedra headed out on the streets of downtown Vancouver past
people in shopping carts, drunk guys throwing up at the bus stop and drug
deals to retrieve our beloved Midnight Goose from the parkade. When they
arrived in the parkade Terri and Phaedra couldn't find the Goose anywhere.
Just an empty parkade and some broken glass. Upon returning to The Railway
Club and reporting to a stunned Jenny, Adam and Headwater that the van was
gone they commenced trying to figure out what to do. After speaking with the
police and some exceptionally unhelpful folks at the EasyPark security
center the Midnight Goose was located at an impound lot having been towed
there by the police for safekeeping, her front driver's side quarter window
smashed in. The Goose finally got back to the Railway Club sometime around
4:30AM to find Jenny, Phaedra and Adam waiting in the lights of the 7-11
amidst the insane inferno that is the streets of Vancouver after midnight.
All tuckered out and two backpacks and a gear bag lighter we unloaded
everything at one of the Headwater houses for a well deserved, albeit very
late (or early?) sleep. In the morning we woke up groggy, and disheveled
only to find a beautiful winter wonderland outside. We led Jenny whose
glasses were in her stolen backpack through the snow for a nice breakfast at
The Reef and then began the journey to The Sunshine Coast. We only missed
one ferry and spent a couple of hours in the van at the ferry terminal
snuggled up in sleeping bags for fear of leaving all of our stuff in a
perpetually unlocked van. Once on the Sunshine Coast we slid down the hill
to the house concert and had a wonderful time there. Later that night as we
hunkered down for the night at Serena's house we all hoped that not too much
more snow would fall during the night and we'd be able to make it home the
next day. Early the next morning after Jenny stumbled from the van in
Serena's pyjamas where she spent the night because her anti-cat medicine
(and her pyjamas) were also in her stolen backpack we loaded up again and
slid off towards the ferry terminal. A reasonably uneventful couple of snowy
hours later complete with only one large, semi-truck in opposing traffic,
slush splash that went right through the broken window and down Phaedra's
shirt and we were bundled up in sleeping bags on the ferry back to Vancouver
Island imparting how much we love each other. Unfortunately, the camera with
the pictures documenting our harrowing adventures got left behind in Gibsons....
Stay tuned for part 2!!
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